Mallrats

take me to dream mall. all my teenager-dreams of a perfect sunday are coming true. this isn't just a mall... this a super-styled shopping-entertain-me-center. Parking your car is for free, but you get a ticket of your parking position, that you can find it afterwards.
Loose yourself by searching the most sensless product. when you're tired just get yourself a massage. Everything is so damn happy here. Cleaning is such an enjoyable thing, I haven't been aware of that before I had a panda-sponge.
Are you bored? Enjoy the amusement park on the top. I couldn't resist - I had to ride the panda. First I waved happily to everybody, but then I got sick because it was so fast. The ride in the fancy tea cup daddy refused to pay for 'uh, you're to big for that one.' - he said. What kind of argument is that supposed to be? And did it ever worked with me? - and obviously I proofed you wrong, uuuh!
Of course you can bring your dog, but only in the doggy-baggy. Give him a special treat. A new neclace or some doggy-cure. The funny thing was, that the dogs are really ashamed about there outfits by themselves. But on the other hand they get a seat on the table when you take them to a restaurant.
Even your baby is welcome, but you have to carry it. Strollers are only for the dogs here. They got their own baby bottles as well. doggy bottles.
All the lights, glitter, signs... are blowing my mind. I was an idiot to think to go there without buying anything, but how could I resist a brand that got a 'Che in Wonderland'-series on sale? I only have to wait untill it's cold enough to wear my new sweater -... Sorry, that you aren't here with me.
And the best: there are so many proscriptions to break. Finally 14! Get myself something fried on a stick. Then I'll go for it, just looking for a football... muhaahaa